Monthly Archive for July, 2007

More e-mail Entertainment

Or “Dear Lazyweb…” 

Someone from a large firm of property professionals visited one of my web sites today and filled in the feedback form under our contact details:

“I am working on behalf of … at … in Aberdeen. I was wondering if you could send confirmation of your contact details, such as your e-mail address. Thank you.”

“Hmm,” I wondered, “what can this be about?”

So I asked:

“Can we ask for what purpose?”

Now you’ll have already spotted the slight flaw in my plan, given I e-mailed them back (and included telephone details in the signature).

Nevertheless, a reply came my way:

“Hi Richard,

… was attempting to contact Nikki through this e-mail address
Nikki.{Lastname}@{afirmofarchitects}.co.uk but the e-mail bounced back. I am not sure what it was regarding but I can find out for you tomorrow as I believe he has been in meetings all day.

Thanks for your help…”

Who?

Anyway, I had a spare five minutes:

“Hi Emma,

Well I suppose contacting people at random from the Internet is one way of trying to get someone’s contact details.

I have no idea who Nikki might be but amazingly enough through skilful use of Google and the search string “Nikki {Lastname}” (cunningly gleaned from the bouncing e-mail address you had, and coupled with the possibility that she might be an architect from that address, I was able to find http://www.{adifferentarchitects}.co.uk/ and the e-mail address nikki.{lastname}@{adifferentarchitects}.co.uk

Stand in awe of my mastery of the Internet!

All the best,

Richard”

Blue Over the Mountain



Blue Over the Mountain, originally uploaded by Captain Blue.

Cresting the Mountain at Cadwell Park, 11 June 2007

The Last Laugh

Toy Yoda

My inital reaction was to laugh out loud at this woman who should have listened more carefully to what was on offer in what was apparently an April Fool’s Day prank.

But this is from America where they have loads of ambulance-chasing lawyers and where the Courts are open to the most bizarre and spurious claims (which only tends to reinforce the ‘only in America’ stereotype). So of course the company has settled out of Court with her…

Ideal Customer Profile

You know, it is really sad sometimes.

I was trawling through the wreckage that is Yuku’s Support [sic] forum this morning and came across a worried ezboard Gold Community owner asking about migrating to Yuku. What caught my eye was this:

“We just paid our Gold Community for the next year (it was about $1,200 for the year). We’re really active and growing daily, and we hope to grow further.”

And the customer’s self-summation also caught my eye:

“I’m not a computer person, and don’t understand much of the lingo that’s kicked around these owner/administrator discussion areas.”

And that is the perfect customer for ezboard, Inc.

Why?

Well I tracked down their ezboard Community, PaleoPlanet, and had a quick look at their community chest. They had indeed recently paid a whopping $1,121 for a year’s Gold Community and indeed the board owner had topped it up by $121 just before renewal and there’s presently $412 sitting there that they would never get back if they chose to leave ezboard even if it is unspent funds.

Their daily posts statistics are similar to our self-hosted vBulletin board. The difference, though, is that our board doesn’t have mimits on how many pages of threads there are. Oh there’s also the slight difference in hosting costs: ours is around 10% of theirs and of course there’s no comparison between the features our members enjoy and those theirs endure.

So if any of their members reads this, do yourselves a favour and go to DreamHost instead and sign up for what is basically an unlimited hosting plan (in real terms) with none of that 20 page maximum nonsense at ezboard.

And if you use the promotional code EZSAVE50 you can even get $50 off your first year’s hosting. Go on! Give it a try!

More on that Smooth Yuku Code Push

Remember how “Silent” Rob Labatt finally broke cover to thank his remaining staff for a “fantastically smooth release” when they ‘pushed’ yet another Yuku update?

Well, amongst other things:

Well if that’s a “fantasically smooth release”, I’d hate to see a bad one. Still, this is Yuku/ezboard, I suppose…

Yuku Breaking Yuku Rules

From the “Do As I Say, Not As I Do” department comes news that ezboard, Inc. staff are impersonating their customers by sending out messages apparently from community administrators:

“From: {board Admin}
To: {user}

{boardname} has moved to Yuku!

Please check it out here!

This was a community message from {board Admin} on {boardname}.

{board Admin’s signature}”

Now I can understand it if the Board Admins. themselves want to send out a global announcement to their members, but this was not one of those messages. As the aggrieved board admin. writes:

“I don’t like being impersonated, even if the reason is benign”

Of course, a quick look at the Yuku ToU shows that impersonating another Yuku user (or indeed another person) is forbidden.

So ezboard, Inc. are impersonating a Yuku user by sending out these faked messages and as we’ve already seen, they also pretended to be celebrities by setting up Yuku profiles in a pathetic attempt to attract traffic to their display ads.

What a nice bunch of people.

Deleted! ezboard hides criticism? again!

You have to laugh! True to form, ezboard has deleted the topic a disenchanted customer started as I reported here.

Yes, try clicking the second link to “Worst Service Ever“:

“The post you selected no longer exists. It may have been recently deleted.”

You bet they want potential advertisers and investors to think the customer base is a happy one…

Vodafone Content Filter

Now it’s all very laudable with the widespread availability of 3G mobiles to minors for Vodafone to be forced - they say - to restrict access to dodgy content. But where it all falls down is when their system falls over and remains down for days on end (as it is now) so they cannot check whether content is blocked by default or, as is the case with me, allowed.

Oh and when Vodafone refers to adult content, this includes sites like Photobucket…

Disaster Recovery, ezboard Style

A fairly shocking discovery for anyone stupid enough to still be using ezboard would be the news that should their Gold Community go belly-up, their request for the backup - remember them? - to be used to restore it to its former glory might take longer than they might envisage and not go as smoothly as expected either.

Take a look at this message thread at the ezboard Help [sic] boards before ezboard, Inc. deletes it. On Monday, 9 July, one of the board admins. reports that a banned user has managed to hack their board and delete its contents. An ezboard Customer Services employee suggests opening a support ticket to request a restoral.

On Thursday, 12 July, another customer reports that they have done that but had heard nothing since. Another admin. also says:

 ”I’m worried about the restoral as well. It says that we’d be answered within one business day and we haven’t heard from them. If nothing happens before Sunday are we out of luck because they back it up every Sunday? We just need some action fast before everything is lost and we don’t know who to contact to see something done about it.”

Later the same day, another admin. states:

“We have sent in a couple of restoral requests this week and have received no response. I would normally be patient and wait but to my understanding this is a time sensitive issue. Backups are deleted every 2 weeks. So if the backup done this last Sunday happened after the attack then we’ll need the backup from the Sunday before which will be deleted this upcoming Sunday. I have thoroughly read the Restoral FAQ and according to it there is no reason that we should not be approved for a restoral. We were the victims of a malicious attack and we have proof that the person who did this was not any of the administrators but someone else.

“I don’t know if this is the proper place for this but since the restoral requests aren’t receiving any kind of response then we’re at a lost. Even if you can tell me what kind of time frame it takes for ezboard to grant a restoral would help. Its just waiting with no word on what is going on is really hard especially with such a time sensitive issue. Please understand our stress here. We’ve lost 3 years of great memories and valuable writings and to just sit and wait with no idea of what is being done about it is hard to do.”

On Sunday, 15 July a moderator from the board writes:

 ”…It’s been almost a week, and we’re well aware that the longer something takes, the less likely it is that we’ll get any significant amount of data returned to us. This is FOUR YEARS worth of memories…”

Of course as it was a Sunday, we know already that ezboard staff aren’t working, so it take until Monday, 16th before staff issue a holding reply.

Good news! On Thursday, 19th the ezboard staff report that the board has been restored! Except it hasn’t:

“I think that ezboard waited to long to give us our restoral and they backed it up after our hack.” 

Oh dear! Never mind, just before locking the thread on Friday, 20th, the helpful ezboard staffer makes an implied reference to the forthcoming weekend (i.e. no-one working) when they say:

“Please let the techs know via the ticket that is open, exactly what is still missing. I’ll keep an eye on the ticket and remind them on Monday to take another look.
There’s not anything more that we can do from here, so I am going to close this topic.”

So I suppose it’s not that surprising that one of the admins. then starts another thread saying:

“Dear EzBoard Re: CHARMED’S DESIGNATION

“Your lack of professionalism, and compassion have cost us our board. We begged, we pleaded, we did everything but bribe you and now we lost over 1 million posts, and almost 4 years of archived talent and information that meant the world to over 500 people!

“We are actively looking at other boards, as ezboard has proved that they cannot be trusted nor can they be relied on.

“It’s amazing you people can sleep at night. But, what do you care? As long as we pay our yearly Gold Community price, that’s all we’re good for.

“Thanks for nothing.

“Oh, and thanks for a LATE restoral which caused us to lose even MORE posts.”

At last! Someone’s waking up to smell the coffee!

The next day (21st July - a Saturday!), the same ezboard staffer writes:

“You shouldn’t assume, yet, that you’ve lost your board. The person who needs to look into doing a further restoral has been ill. We regret that there has been a delay as a result, but when the only person who is capable of troubleshooting this problem is unavailable, there isn’t much we can do but hope for your patience.”

[Emphasis added] 

Sheesh! So when ezboard, Inc. CEO Robert Labatt says back in September 2005 that they have 14,000,000 members and 500,000 communities, isn’t it worrying that they have only one staff member who can sort things out?

That staff member, having returned to work, then posted on 23 July, some two weeks after the initial request, to say that he had restored their community from the correct backup.

Not wishing to gloat - oh alright then, wishing to gloat - with my ’self-hosted’ message boards, I can choose from six daily backups to restore from should something happen to my message boards. And it’s oh so easy for me to do that. Likewise if I didn’t know how to set up and install phpBB, for instance, my hosts offer a one-click install and upgrade for it. How pleasant!

Look, I’ll be good to anyone who feels stuck on ezboard or Yuku: why not go to DreamHost instead and sign up for what is basically an unlimited hosting plan (in real terms) with none of that 20 page maximum nonsense at ezboard.

And I’ll tell you what: if you use the promotional code EZSAVE50 you can even get $50 off your first year’s hosting. Go on! Give it a try!

Pleven, Bulgaria

So according to Superbike News ”New Supermoto Era Beginning in Pleven“. It starts off by saying:

“With the FIM SuperMoto World Championship making its debut on the brand new circuit of Pleven, Bulgaria, a new era has begun for the sport.

“The former off-road section, which is now called sky, is covered with tarmac; this solution was never adopted before, but has already proved to be extremely successful.”

I just hope that things have improved a tad since I was there in 1996, staying in central Pleven. At that time, it seemed that tarmac had indeed never been adopted before, judging by the state of the roads.

I was staying in the best hotel in Pleven too on a B&B basis, except they couldn’t be bothered to provide any staff so there was no-one to cook breakfast. Or indeed serve it.

Of course things may well have changed post-EU membership: I still recall meeting armed mobsters in an office conversion from some flats on the outskirts of Sofia…




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