Archive for the 'Syndicated' Category

HSBC Not-So-Secure Key

So it turns out that after all the palaver involved in using HSBC’s “Secure Key” gadget, it isn’t any less prone to fraud after all.

Quelle surprise…

Damnit! Calf muscle still Donald…

The calf muscle is still knackered and pulled up after a little over half a mile. Another 2 weeks to lay it up...Bing Map
Owner: captainblue
Location: --
Activity Type: Running
Event Type: Fitness
Distance: 1.28 Mile
Time: 00:13:23
Elevation Gain: 42 Feet

Car Wars: Greater Manchester Police Trash a VW Golf R

I was interested by the evolving story of how a policeman from Greater Manchester Police managed to spectacularly wreck a new VW Golf R in the wee small hours of the morning recently.

It started with a report on the BBC News website that told us that:

“The Greater Manchester Police officer crashed the £33,000 VW Golf R on Wharfside Way, Old Trafford, at about 01:50 GMT on 15 December.

The driver was taken to hospital and treated for a back injury.

A Greater Manchester Police spokesman refused to reveal details of how the crash happened.

He said that “as a result of the incident, GMP is reviewing its policy on officers test driving cars”.

The officer, who has recovered from his injuries, is currently suspended from driving duties while an internal investigation takes place.”

The photo of the car shows just how much damage was done: not just a little bit of superficial damage as you might expect from a shunt on an urban road.

Wrecked Golf R

It'll polish out with a bit of T-Cut

Now Section 19 of the Road Safety Act 2006 amends Section 87 of the Road Traffic Regulation Act 1984 which grants police an exemption from speed limits when a vehicle is being used for police purposes. “Police purposes” is a pretty wide-ranging description but you do have to wonder what on earth this officer was doing at that time of the morning at the sort of speeds he must have been doing to cause that sort of damage whilst, apparently, testing the car for possible police use.

But the story gets better: apparently the driver was PC Paul Fletcher who was regularly seen on the TV programme “Car Wars” doing high speed chases.

PC Paul Fletcher

PC Paul Fletcher on "Car Wars"

And GMP stated that no other vehicle was involved, despite emerging reports that in fact the whole thing was caught on camera by another high performance car out at the same time on the same piece of road when PC Fletcher – a trained driver, remember - lost control on a roundabout. Hmm. Racing each other, perhaps? That’s surely what the police would say if you or I were doing the same thing?

Greater Manchester Police are, supposedly, reviewing their policies in this regard but surely testing a vehicle would be better done on, say, the MIRA test facilities which are purpose-built for such testing?

Maybe next time I get a pull for speeding – at a significantly lower speed than that which would have led to a car being written off so badly as the Golf – I could just say I was testing its suitability? Ah wait: I don’t have the exemption they’ll be hiding behind whilst driving as dangerously as they do…

Early Finish: Pulled Muscle

Bing Map
Owner: captainblue
Location: --
Activity Type: Running
Event Type: Fitness
Distance: 3.32 Mile
Time: 00:35:01
Elevation Gain: 157 Feet

Epsom Town 2.8 Miles

Lots of people in the town centre...Bing Map
Owner: captainblue
Location: --
Activity Type: Running
Event Type: Fitness
Distance: 2.86 Mile
Time: 00:28:56
Elevation Gain: 101 Feet

Premier Inn M6 J25 to Bryn

Tried a new route without too much darkness! Partially successful...Bing Map
Owner: captainblue
Location: --
Activity Type: Running
Event Type: Fitness
Distance: 3.57 Mile
Time: 00:37:24
Elevation Gain: 140 Feet

Polly Lockitt December Photoshoot

Yesterday, I had another photoshoot with Polly Lockitt at her home studio.

It’s always a pleasure working with Polly and we got some great results as well as giving those Versace mules their debut, along with the Jimmy Choos!

The results can be found in my Headshots, Nudes and Fetish albums.

Versace Mules

Versace

Ooh! I appear to have a bought a new pair of Versace stiletto mules for the prop bag! Anyone fancy trying them out?

Versace Mules

Versace Mules

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— Richard Morris (@RHMPhotographic) December 18, 2011

Thorntons Delivery Fail

Another year ordering some expensive chocolates from Thorntons and specifying a delivery date.

Another year when they fail to deliver, due to their using that complete shower, Parcelnet/Hermes/Home Delivery Network/Yodel/Any Other Name We Can Think Of for so-called Premium Delivery.

Last year, they “lost” the packages of chocolates I was having delivered to my London office for the receptionists and Ops Director and Thorntons had to re-order.

This year, I paid for premium, next day delivery, so that delivery was due to take place on Tuesday, 13th to our SE1 offices. Guess what?

Out for delivery 15/12/11 16:30 VAUXHALL SERVICE CENTRE
In transit but possible delay 13/12/11 17:30 VAUXHALL SERVICE CENTRE
Arrived At Depot 13/12/11 04:33 VAUXHALL SERVICE CENTRE
Departed Depot 12/12/11 20:54 WEDNESBURY HUB
Arrived At Depot 12/12/11 20:50 WEDNESBURY HUB
Parcel data received awaiting coll. 12/12/11 SHEFFIELD SERVICE CENTRE

He must be lost.

Here’s the second package’s current tracking details:

In transit but possible delay 13/12/11 17:30 VAUXHALL SERVICE CENTRE
Arrived At Depot 13/12/11 04:31 VAUXHALL SERVICE CENTRE
Departed Depot 12/12/11 20:58 WEDNESBURY HUB
Arrived At Depot 12/12/11 20:56 WEDNESBURY HUB
Parcel data received awaiting coll. 12/12/11 SHEFFIELD SERVICE CENTRE

Crap, eh?

Battery Ran Out!

First run for a month! On my way back, the battery in my Garmin ran out - doh!Bing Map
Owner: captainblue
Location: --
Activity Type: Running
Event Type: Fitness
Distance: 2.33 Mile
Time: 00:25:19
Elevation Gain: 74 Feet



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