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		<title>&#8220;A Nice Day For A White Wedding&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 20:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Other people taking advantage of the good weather over the weekend included, I&#8217;m told, my ex-girlfriend&#8217;s ex-husband who was getting remarried in Derby. I represented her successfully in Court as her McKenzie Friend against him but who knows after all the lies she told me how much of her case was fabricated? Anyway, I wish [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Other people taking advantage of the good weather over the weekend included, I&#8217;m told, my ex-girlfriend&#8217;s ex-husband who was getting remarried in Derby. I represented her successfully in Court as her McKenzie Friend against him but who knows after all the lies she told me how much of her case was fabricated?</p>
<p>Anyway, I wish the happy couple well for their future together; I understand they may be trying to move away due to what they felt was ongoing harassment by the ex.</p>
<p>I was also told that my ex-girlfriend&#8217;s eldest daughter was a bridesmaid. It&#8217;s good that &#8211; having been thrown out of her home before she&#8217;d even turned sixteen, so I was told, because she didn&#8217;t get on with the new boyfriend &#8211; she&#8217;s building a relationship with the parent who may actually care about her.</p>
<p>Funny how things turn out&#8230;</p>
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		<title>What a Tosser!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:30:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, our glorious leader Gormless Brown has declared that the continuing erosion of our civil liberties helps to ensure my right to live free from crime: &#8220;Gordon Brown has defended the use of CCTV, ID cards and the DNA database &#8211; saying they protect civil liberties. &#8220;In a speech to the IPPR think tank, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, our glorious leader <a title="External hyperlink to BBC News" href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7459053.stm" target="_blank">Gormless Brown has declared</a> that <a title="Internal hyperlink" href="http://www.uttertosser.com/2008/05/20/more-erosion-of-civil-liberties/" target="_blank">the continuing erosion of our civil liberties</a> helps to ensure my right to live free from crime:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Gordon Brown has defended the use of CCTV, ID cards and the DNA database &#8211; saying they protect civil liberties.</p>
<p>&#8220;In a speech to the IPPR think tank, the prime minister said they helped ensure people&#8217;s right to live free from crime.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I see. So by watching me wherever I go, by forcing me to carry an ID card and by taking and keeping samples of my DNA they will guarantee that I will live free from crime? That&#8217;s excellent news. I won&#8217;t worry about my safety any longer when I&#8217;m considering walking around after midnight in the middle of Manchester or South London or wherever thanks to El Gordo and his band of totalitarians.</p>
<p>What utter and complete toss!</p>
<p>Or does he mean that by doing all that I won&#8217;t commit any crimes against anyone else? Didn&#8217;t the September 11th bombers carry ID cards then?</p>
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